Diversity Rules Magazine

Stu is an exhibi onist. He loves taking it all off for an apprecia- ve audience-- male, female, gay, straight, mixed group-- for anyone over 18. If you'd like him to pose for you and your friends (virtually or in person), for draw- ings or for screenshots or just to watch, ask him--there's NO FEE for readers of this column. He also does readings from his book and, you guessed it, he does that naked and with no fee as well. His book, 'Lights On—Clothes Off: Confessions of an Unabashed Exhibi- onist,' fully exposes his exci ng exhibi- onist life. His book: lightsonclothesoff.com His email: stuauthor@gmail.com I used a ton of moisturizing lo on. Let me explain-- Richard ChauDavis, an ar st friend of mine, was scheduled to display his work at the annual two- day 'Hotel/Motel Unofficial Art Fair' being held at the Lafaye e Hotel in San Diego. His work included many adult images, plainly put--many nudes. Fi y-two ar sts booked rooms and almost a thou- sand people bought ckets for the very popular event. To encourage people to enter his hotel room to view his work (and of course to sell his art) Richard's ad- ver sing and the sign near the door included, "Stop by and watch Stu shower. On the hour every hour." To help ensure I'd have a decent size audience, I hung out in the hallway during my breaks, right outside of Richard's room, wearing only a tee shirt and my white Calvin briefs, and invited passersby to stop in to take photos of me showering. "Will you be naked?" many asked. "Totally naked. Stop by and take photos if you'd like," was my stock response. I then gave them the start mes for my upcoming shows. It was funny when some li le kids, who were walking down the hallway, pointed at me and said to their parents, "Look, there's a man in his underpants." I smiled and didn't offer them an invite. Quite a few of the gay men who were exploring the event saw me, and the sign next to the door, and asked, "Is this for real? When I told them it was they assured me that they would be back, along with other friends. A while later I was delighted to see them, along with their buddies, in line wai ng for the next show. I was scheduled to shower five mes on the first day and eight mes on the second day. The adver sing and my hallway 'display' brought in eight people dur- ing my first shower and a dozen for my second one. The word spread and by my third performance it was a sell-out. The audience reached forty eager viewers. That stayed consistent for the remainder of the art fair. (There was a line out the door star ng with the third shower but room capacity limited my audience to forty.) People crowded in. Some sat in folding chairs, a few people sat on the floor next to the tub and others maneuvered to wherever they found a good view- ing spot. While welcoming everyone I turned on the shower and waited for the warm water. I made eye contact with all of the guests and said, "It's show- er me for me. Take photos if you want and move around to get the best views. And if you have any requests, don't be shy, just let me know." Facing everyone I took off my shirt and my Calvins and began soaping my en re body. I made sure to present good views and I enjoyed the eyes on me and the camera ac vity. I appreciated the bold souls who got close to watch the suds as I took my me washing my penis and balls. And way to go for the Sans Clothing - Con'ton page 16 8 | Diversity Rules Magazine | Sept 2022 Sans Clothing By Stu Schwartz lightsonclothesoff.com stuauthor@gmail.com

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