The Brainerd Dispatch - Today's Entertainment Magazine
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10 • November 22 - 28, 2020 • Brainerd Dispatch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Excitement is spreading across the country … if by "excitement" you mean "coronavirus." After eight months of not really trying, now they're just giving up. That's like if Mothers Against Drunk Driving changed their name to "Mothers who realized, hey, you gotta get home from the bar somehow!" The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon It doesn't instill a lot of confidence that the head of the [coronavirus] task force's office got the coronavirus. That's like if the Avengers got mugged. Have you ever seen a mall Santa? Coronavirus is like 10th on the list of things they need a vaccine for. The Late Late Show With James Corden You know what song was No. 1 in the charts in October 1988? Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry Be Happy." Good advice for 1988; virtually impossible for 2020. Jimmy Kimmel Live! Republicans made a big power grab before an election that could very well wipe out their majority in the Senate. Usually when this many white people get together for one last heist it's an Ocean's Eleven movie. Minnesota, as you know, is the "The Gopher State," as in, "You better gopher a test, because the president gave you COVID." Late Night With Seth Meyers Trump once again danced to the Village People song "YMCA." Because nothing ticks all of Trump's boxes like a song about gay men partying together in low- income housing. Extreme Sudoku Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 4x4 box contains the digits 1 through 9. AND the letters A through F. Solution below Late Laughs DollarsraisedinourThriftStoregotohelpthose inneedintheBrainerd/BaxterLakesCommunity 001767727r1 609NorwoodStreet Brainerd,MN NowAcceptingDonations,callfordonationpickup218-822-3559 Call us today for an estimate! 218.825.3500 TheBodyWorks.com BY THOSE WE'VE MET BY ACCIDENT! WRECK-A-MENDED • Collision Repair • Boat Repair • Factory Trained NorthernEyeCenter.com Brainerd • LittleFalls • Staples Contactustoday at218-829-2020 toscheduleyour life-changing blade-freeLASIK! NorthernEyeCenter.com Brainerd • LittleFalls • Staples Contactustoday at218-829-2020 toscheduleyour life-changing blade-freeLASIK! OUR OFFICES ARE OPEN Following CDC virus prevention guidelines. Call us today to schedule an appointment 218-829-2020 15670 Edgewood Drive, Baxter (218) 828-4024 Book online at: www.PearleVision.com 13442 Elmwood Dr. Baxter, MN 56425 218-829-4207 baxterdentalclinic.com Give thanks for your teeth, they work hard on Thanksgiving.