The Brainerd Dispatch - Today's Entertainment Magazine
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10 • November 8 - 14, 2020 • Brainerd Dispatch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Trump is exactly like a lineman: he eats 15,000 calories a day and we're pretty sure he has brain damage. I'd love to use your words against you, Lindsay [Graham], but they're clearly empty. Now, a gym sock filled with combination locks? That's got some heft. Forty percent of Americans would give up their dog for a month to keep their smartphone. Sounds heartless until you realize 100% of dogs would give up their owner for half of a Ritz cracker. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon "Wheel of Fortune" filmed without an audience as a protective measure against the coronavirus. Things are so bad over there, Vanna is now turning all the letters with her elbow. A lot of people say that the lockdowns have caused tension between them and their roommates. A definite sign of that: when you start referring to your wife and kids as "roommates." The Late Late Show with James Corden You know what it takes to repeal a law against showing your underwear? Legal briefs. Jimmy Kimmel Live! They confirmed the first reinfection in the United States and the second time was reportedly worse than the first … that's how it usually goes with sequels. Late Night with Seth Meyers President Trump said on Twitter that next year "will be our best year ever." "I dunno, 2020's gonna be pretty tough to beat," said the CEO of Purell. Extreme Sudoku Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 4x4 box contains the digits 1 through 9. AND the letters A through F. Solution below Late Laughs DollarsraisedinourThriftStoregotohelpthose inneedintheBrainerd/BaxterLakesCommunity 001767727r1 609NorwoodStreet Brainerd,MN NowAcceptingDonations,callfordonationpickup218-822-3559 Call us today for an estimate! 218.825.3500 TheBodyWorks.com BY THOSE WE'VE MET BY ACCIDENT! WRECK-A-MENDED • Collision Repair • Boat Repair • Factory Trained NorthernEyeCenter.com Brainerd • LittleFalls • Staples Contactustoday at218-829-2020 toscheduleyour life-changing blade-freeLASIK! NorthernEyeCenter.com Brainerd • LittleFalls • Staples Contactustoday at218-829-2020 toscheduleyour life-changing blade-freeLASIK! OUR OFFICES ARE OPEN Following CDC virus prevention guidelines. Call us today to schedule an appointment 218-829-2020 15670 Edgewood Drive, Baxter (218) 828-4024 Book online at: www.PearleVision.com 13442 Elmwood Dr. Baxter, MN 56425 218-829-4207 baxterdentalclinic.com Give thanks for your teeth, they work hard on Thanksgiving.