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SATURDAY EVENING MAY 11, 2013 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS The This Old House KTCA Hour (CC) News Paid KSTP Program News Wheel of KCCO Fortune Ask This This Old WDSE Old H'se House Almanac KAWE Antiques Road›››› "Rain Man" (1988, Comedy(:15) Masterpiece Mystery! Man may Austin City Limits Antiques Road›››› "Rain Man" (1988, Comedy(:15) Masterpiece Mystery! Man may show "Rapid City" Drama) Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise. have been murdered. (S) (CC) (DVS) (S) (CC) show "Rapid City" Drama) Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise. have been murdered. (S) (CC) (DVS) (:15) NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (S News (:35) Castle "Over- (:35) Private Prac- (:35) "Splinter" (2006, Suspense) Tom Open (:05) Entertainers: HollyMissing Paid Paid House With Byron Allen wood Program Program Live) (CC) kill" (S) (CC) tice (S) (CC) Sizemore, Edward James Olmos. (N) NCIS "You Better CSI: Crime Scene 48 Hours (N) (S) News Storm Life to (:35) CSI: Miami (:35) Criminal (:35) Leverage A (:35) Cold Case News Paid Paid Paid Life to Stories the Max "Breathless" (S) Program Program Program the Max Watch Out" (S) Investigation (S) (CC) Minds (S) (CC) crew of thieves. "Daniela" (CC) The Lawrence Welk Antiques RoadRed Red Austin City Limits Movie (Off Air) Show show "Rapid City" Green Green (S) (CC) As Time Steves' New Red Red Alfie Boe: Live from the Royal Common Austin City Limits NOVA "Venom: Secrets of the Independent Lens TED Talks Educa- Washing- Need to Sid the WordGoes By Europe Green Green Festival Hall, London Ground (S) (CC) ton Nature's Killer" (S) Dead (S) (S) (CC) tion (S) (CC) Know (S) Science World (5:00) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Bojangles' Southern 500. From FOX at 9 (N) Hell's Kitchen "10 Ben and Judge J. Judge J. Whacked Paid FOX at 9 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid KMSP Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Darlington, S.C. (N) (S Live) (CC) Chefs Compete" Kate (S) Brown Brown Out News Bound Smash "The Trans- The Voice (S) (CC) Saturday Night Live News (:29) Saturday Night Live Paid Paid News Paid Paid (:32) Paid Paid Amer. Paid (:02) 1st Open KARE Program Program Program Program Cars.TV Program Program Athlete Program Look (S) House fer" (N) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (5:00) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Bojangles' Southern 500. From Fox Hell's Kitchen "10 Ben and Paid Accord- (Off Air) KVRR News 9 Chefs Compete" Darlington, S.C. (N) (S Live) (CC) Kate (S) Program ing-Jim Bloopers Bloopers ››› "Four Weddings and a Funeral" Ring of Honor Alien File Conspira- Cheaters (N) (S) Crossing Paid Paid Paid There Paid ››› "Courage Under Fire" (1996) Paid Paid WUCW cy Files (CC) TV Program Program Program Yet? Program Denzel Washington, Meg Ryan. 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Program Program CABLE CHANNELS Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Hoggers Hoggers Hoggers Hoggers Storage Storage Storage Storage Hoggers Hoggers Hoggers Hoggers Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (A&E) Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Program Program Program Program Program Program "League of Extra. ›› "The Scorpion King" (2002) The ›› "The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior" ›› "The Scorpion King" (2002, Adven- ›› "The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior" CSI: Miami "Kill Mad Men "The (AMC) Gentlemen" Rock, Steven Brand. Premiere. (CC) (2008, Adventure) Michael Copon. Premiere. (CC) ture) The Rock, Steven Brand. (CC) (2008) Michael Copon, Randy Couture. (CC) Clause" (S) (CC) Beautiful Girls" My Cat From Hell My Cat From Hell America's Cutest Tanked (S) (CC) My Cat From Hell America's Cutest Tanked (S) (CC) My Cat From Hell Freak Freak Tape Tape Weird Weird Extreme Extreme (AP) Real Housewives Movie Movie Movie Paid Paid Paid Paid Movie (BRAVO) The Car Chasers Treasure Det. Suze Orman Show The Car Chasers American Greed Suze Orman Show Princess Princess Paid Paid Heads-Up Poker Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid (CNBC) CNN Newsroom Anderson Cooper Anthony Bourd. Anthony Bourd. Anderson Cooper Anthony Bourd. Anthony Bourd. Anderson Cooper Anthony Bourd. Anthony Bourd. Anderson Cooper Wk Early Start (CNN) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Daniel Tosh Katt Williams (:01) ››› "Coming to America" (1988) (CC) Daniel Tosh Aziz Ansari Amy Schumer Paid Paid Paid (COM) Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid David (DISC) Jessie Jessie "Ice Age: The Meltdown" Good ANT Shake It Austin Jessie ANT Good Jessie Shake It ANT "Jump In!" (2007) (S) (CC) Deck Deck Fish Phineas Octo Mickey (DISN) E! Special Movie E! Special Soup Chelsea Fashion E! Special E! Special Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (E!) (5:00) SportsCenter E:60 30 for 30 SportCtr NBA Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenter SportsCenter (ESPN) College Softball College Softball SEC Tournament, Final: Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Baseball Tonight NBA SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (CC) NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: (ESPN2) Tonight (CC) Teams TBA. From Lexington, Ky. (N) (Live) (CC) (Live) (CC) (Live) (CC) Tonight (N) (N) (Live) (CC) Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) Mother Angelica St. Rita (Part 2 of 2) Flower Living Right Campus The Daily Mass Son of Maryam (CC) Daughter/Church Canonization Mass Pope Francis presides. (N) Devotion Rosary (EWTN) Harry P ››› "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (2009) Rupert Grint ›› "Hocus Pocus" (1993, Comedy) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Z. Levitt Prince Mass (FAM) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Geraldo at Large Red Eye (N) Justice With Judge Geraldo at Large Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Geraldo at Large FOX and Friends (FNC) Jeanine Jeanine Jeanine (N) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) Sunday (N) MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins Spotlight UFC Reloaded Frankie Edgar vs. Benson Henderson. UFC MLB Baseball: Orioles at Twins Car Warriors (S) (FSN) ›› "Soul Surfer" › "The Waterboy" (1998, Comedy) ››› "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" (2008) Jason Segel. Anger Biased Two Biased Archer Archer Legit Legit Paid Paid Paid Paid (FX) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, Live From THE Live From THE (GOLF) PLAYERS highlights, interviews and features. (N) highlights, interviews and features. highlights, interviews and features. highlights, interviews and features. highlights, interviews and features. PLAYERS (N) (Live) Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Paid Nopalea Paid Paid Paid Paid (HGTV) Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Paid Knife Show/Cutlery Corner Paid Paid (HIST) "Stolen Child" "Dangerous Intuition" (2013) Premiere. "Ticket Out" (2010) Ray Liotta. (CC) (:02) "Dangerous Intuition" (2013) (CC) (:02) "Ticket Out" (2010) Ray Liotta. Chris Chris Paid Paid Paid Paid (LIFE) Hockey NHL Hockey NHL Hockey NHL Live Formula One Racing IndyCar Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Martin WildLi Fisher. (NBCSN) Sponge. Sponge. Marvin Wendell Ninjas Wendell Nanny Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends George George George George My Wife My Wife YesDear YesDear Full H'se Full H'se Rugrats Rugrats (NICK) ›› "Walking Tall" (2004) The Rock. ›› "Four Brothers" (2005) Mark Wahlberg. ›› "Fighting" (2009) Channing Tatum. (S) Tenants Tenants Tenants Tenants Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SPIKE) "Lake Placid 3" (2010) Colin Ferguson. "Rise of the Dinosaurs" (2013) (CC) ›› "Triassic Attack" (2010) (CC) "Raptor Island" (2004) Lorenzo Lamas. "Jules Verne's The Mysterious Island" Warehouse 13 (S) Paid Paid (SYFY) Precious Memories In Touch Hour of Power Graham Classic "Sarah's Choice" (2009) Mother: Treasure "Book of Ruth: Journey" Praise the Lord (CC) Billy Graham Holy Lucado (TBN) Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Men at Last ›› "Step Up 2 the Streets" (2008, ›› "Step Up" (2006, Musical) Channing Married Married Married Married Married Friends (TBS) Work Laugh? Drama) Briana Evigan. (CC) (DVS) Tatum, Jenna Dewan, Mario. (CC) (CC) (5:00) ››› "Le ›››› "How Green Was My Valley" (:15) ›››› "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" (1945, ›››› "Stand by Me" (1986) (:15) › "Twonky" (1953, Sci- (:45) ››› "The 5,000 Fingers (:15) Now Playing ›› "Lady by (TCM) Mans" (1971) (1941, Drama) Walter Pidgeon. (CC) Drama) Dorothy McGuire, Peggy Ann Garner. (CC) Wil Wheaton. (CC) ence Fiction) Hans Conried. of Dr. T." (1953) (CC) "May 2013" Choice" (1934) To Be Announced To Be Announced Four Houses (N) Honey Honey Twisted & Listed Four Houses (S) Honey Honey Twisted & Listed Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TLC) "Gran Torino" ›› "Shooter" (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg. ›› "S.W.A.T." (2003) Samuel L. Jackson. (CC) ›› "Clash of the Titans" (2010) (:15) ››› "Outland" (1981) Sean Connery. (CC) Preview Law & Order (S) (TNT) Movie Venture Fam Guy Fam Guy Cleve Dyna Boon Bleach Naruto Soul Thundr. Titan Eureka 7 Tenchi Fullmetal Cowboy Cowboy Inuyasha Inuyasha Looney Looney (TOON) BBQ Paradise Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Mysteries-Museum Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Mysteries-Museum Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRAV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World's Dumbest... Most Shocking Most Shocking Most Shocking World's Dumbest... Most Shocking Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) Golden Golden Golden Golden RayRayRayRayKing of King of King of King of RayRay'70s '70s '70s '70s RoseRoseRoseRoseCosby Cosby (TVLAND) Girls Girls Girls Girls mond mond mond mond Queens Queens Queens Queens mond mond Show Show Show Show Show anne (S) anne (S) anne (S) anne (S) Show (5:30) › "The Ugly Truth" › "The Back-up Plan" (2010, Romance-Comedy) › "Little Fockers" (2010, Comedy) House House and WWE A.M. Raw (N) House "Known House "Teamwork" Paid Paid Paid Paid (USA) Program Program Program Program (2009) Katherine Heigl. (CC) Jennifer Lopez, Alex O'Loughlin. (CC) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC) Cuddy's feelings. (CC) Unknowns" (S) (CC) (S) (CC) MLB Baseball: Angels at White Sox News at Nine Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) 30 Rock 30 Rock 30 Rock 30 Rock Chris Chris ››› "The Others" (2001, Suspense) World Paid (WGN-A) PREMIUM CHANNELS "Harry Potter›› "Madagascar 3: Europe's (:45) ›› "In Time" (2011, Science Fiction) (:40) Game of (:40) ›› "The Day After Tomorrow" (2004, Action) (1:50) ›› "What's Your Num- (:40) ››› "The Full Monty" "Big Picture: Re(HBO) Sorcerer's" thinking Dyslexia" Most Wanted" (2012) Justin Timberlake. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Thrones (S) (CC) Dennis Quaid, Ian Holm. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) ber?" (2011) Anna Faris. (1997) Robert Carlyle. (5:30) › "The (:15) ›› "Varsity Blues" (1999) James › "The Apparition" (2012) The Jump Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break Femme Fatales › "The Apparition" (2012) (:25) ›› "Brokedown Palace" (:10) "Beasts of the (MAX) Southern Wild" Watch" (2012) 'R' Van Der Beek. (S) 'R' (CC) Ashley Greene. 'PG-13' (CC) Off Feature 4: Bar Wars (S) (CC) "Libra" (S) (CC) Ashley Greene. 'PG-13' (CC) (1999) Claire Danes. (S) (:15) ›› "Man on a Ledge" (2012) Sam ››› "Traffic" (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Doug- 60 Minutes Sports Jim Rome on Gigolos The Borgias (S) Nurse "That's What She Said" (2012) (3:55) ›› "Stepmom" (1998, Drama) (SHOW) Showtime Jackie Anne Heche. 'R' (CC) Worthington. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) las, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) 'R' (S) (CC) (CC) (CC) Julia Roberts, Ed Harris. (S) 'PG-13' "War (:25) › "Brake" (2012) ›› "Maniac Cop 2" (1991) ›› "Soulkeeper" (2001, Horror) Rodney ›› "Maniac Cop 2" (1991) ›› "Soulkeeper" (2001, Horror) Rodney (2:50) ›› "The Black Dahlia" (2006, ››› "Stardust" (TMC) Horse" Stephen Dorff. (S) 'R' (CC) Robert Davi. (S) 'R' (CC) Rowland, Robert Davi. (S) 'R' (CC) Robert Davi. (S) 'R' (CC) Rowland, Robert Davi. (S) 'R' (CC) Mystery) Josh Hartnett. (S) 'R' (CC) (2007) (S) 'PG-13' 18 – MAY 5 - 11, 2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

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