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THURSDAY EVENING MAY 9, 2013 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS PBS NewsHour (N) KTCA (S) (CC) News News KSTP KCCO WDSE KAWE KMSP KARE KVRR WUCW WFTC News Wheel of Fortune PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Access TMZ (N) Hollyw'd (CC) News Entertainment Foxnews Two and at 6 (N) Half Men Family Family Feud (N) Feud (S) Big Bang Big Bang Without a Trace "The Season" (S) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 (CC) (A&E) KPXM The This Old House Hour (CC) Wipeout Obstacles include Octopushy. Big Bang Two and Half Men Great Lawyers Garden on Line Common EcoGround sense American Idol "Results Show" (N) Commu- (:31) The nity (S) Office American Idol "Results Show" (N) The Vampire Diaries (N) (S) (CC) White Collar "Withdrawal" (S) (CC) Criminal Minds "House on Fire" Frozen North: Sir Hubert's Grey's Anatomy "Readiness Is All" (:01) Person of Interest "God Mode" Venture Native North (S) Report Your Legislators Ground War (S) (CC) (DVS) (:02) Scandal "Any Questions?" (N) (S) (:01) Elementary (N) (S) (CC) The MinnePlaylist sota The This Old House Hour (CC) Glee "All or Nothing" FOX at 9 (N) (CC) (DVS) The Office (:01) Hannibal "A.A.R.M." (N) (S) "Sorbet" (N) (S) Glee "All or Nothing" Fox News at 9 (N) (CC) (DVS) Beauty and the Inside omg! Beast "Date Night" Edition Insider (N) White Collar Neal Two and Two and Half Men Half Men goes undercover. Criminal Minds Criminal Minds "A "Conflicted" (CC) Shade of Gray" (S) The First 48 (CC) As Time As Time CONSTITUTION PBS NewsHour Goes By Goes By USA-Sagal (S) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:02) AccordNightline ing-Jim at 10 (N) (S) (N) (S) (CC) News Late Show With Late Late Show/ News David Letterman Craig Ferguson World Business Charlie Rose (N) Secrets of the Dead News (S) (CC) (N) (S) Lakeland World Business Equitrek- Charlie Rose (N) News king (S) (CC) FOX at (:35) TMZ Dish Na- Access The Of- (:35) The 10 (N) (S) tion (N) Hollyw'd fice (CC) Office News The Tonight Show (:36) Late Night Last With Jay Leno (S) With Jimmy Fallon Call/Daly Two and Big Bang How I Paid Paid (Off Air) Half Men Met Program Program Extra (N) Old There Baggage Excused Paid Christine Yet? (CC) (CC) (N) (S) Program SimpFamily 30 Rock 30 Rock King of Always sons the Hill Sunny Guy (S) (CC) (CC) House House and House "Selfish" (S) House "Unwritten" Cuddy's feelings. (CC) (S) (CC) The This Old House Hour (CC) (:02) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Comics Comics Frozen North: Sir Ground War (S) Hubert's (CC) (DVS) Paid ABC World News Now (N) Program (CC) Paid Paid Up to the Minute Program Program (N) (S) As Time Goes By America Morning Morning News As Time CONSTITUTION Goes By USA-Sagal News News News TED Talks Education (S) (CC) Paid Paid Program Program News Entertainment Jesse James: American FOX at 9 NOVA "Venom: Nature's Killer" (S) Access FOX 9 Hollyw'd News Early News Today (N) Ameri- American Dad can Dad Paid Paid Program Program House "Massage Therapy" (S) (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program The First 48 (N) (CC) Small Small Town Town North Woods Law Housewives/OC American Greed Piers Morgan Live Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Hillbilly Hillbilly Jessie Austin Big Rich Texas WCCO 4 WCCO 4 News This News Morning at 5 (Off Air) Nature White-tailed deer in the U.S. (S) Paid TMZ (S) Program (CC) (:05) Today (S) (CC) Mad Money Cheaters (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Excused Old The Jeremy Kyle Christine Show (N) (S) (CC) (CC) Judge Paid Paid Paid Ross Program Program Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Key of David (S) Out of Zion Paid Program Paid Program The Killer Speaks (:01) Bates Motel (:01) The First 48 (12:01) The First (:01) The Killer (:02) Bates Motel Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Program Program Program Program Program Program (N) (CC) (CC) (CC) 48 (CC) Speaks (CC) (CC) Small Small Small Small Small Small Small Small ›› "High Crimes" (2002) Ashley Judd. A lawyer Small Small (:31) ››› "The Bad News Bears" (1976, Comedy) Paid Paid (AMC) Town Town Town Town Town Town Town Town Town Town Program Program must defend her husband in a military courtroom. Walter Matthau, Tatum O'Neal, Vic Morrow. Gator Boys (CC) Wild Serengeti (S) To Be Announced North Woods Law To Be Announced Wild Serengeti (S) Gator Boys (CC) Wild Serengeti (S) North Woods Law To Be Announced Snake Bites Now (AP) Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Tabatha Tk-Ovr Happens Kathy Housewives/OC Kathy Happens Housewives/OC Paid Paid Paid Paid Dukes of Brad (BRAVO) The Kudlow Report Crime Inc. American Greed Mad Money Crime Inc. To Be Announced Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNBC) E. B. OutFront Anderson Cooper Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Piers Morgan Live Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Piers Morgan Live Anderson Cooper Early Start With Berman & Sambolin (CNN) Colbert Daily Fturama Fturama Sunny Sunny Daily Colbert Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Daily Colbert "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls" Sunny Half Paid Paid Paid Paid (COM) Back Back Back Back Buying Buying Hillbilly Hillbilly Buying Buying Back Back Hillbilly Hillbilly Paid Nopalea Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Creflo (DISC) Gravity ANT Good Dog Jessie Good Austin ANT Wizards Wizards Deck Deck Good Good Wizards Wizards Deck Deck Fish Phineas Gaspard Octo (DISN) E! News E Spec. E Spec. Nick Cannon's Big Chelsea E! News Chelsea Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Chelsea Chelsea E! Special Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (E!) SportCtr NBA NBA Basketball NBA Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenter SportsCenter (ESPN) NFL Live (N) (CC) ››› "Catching Hell" (2011, Documen- Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Baseball Tonight NASCAR SportsCen- SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Mike & Mike (N) (ESPN2) tary) (CC) (N) (Live) (CC) (Live) (CC) (Live) (CC) (N) (Live) (CC) Now (N) ter (CC) Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (Live) (CC) Daily Mass World Over Live Crossing Rosary Life on the Rock Defend Women Daily Mass World Over Live Love Octava Faithful Savoring Web of Faith 2.0 Living Right Faith Choices (EWTN) (5:00) "The Princess Diaries" ››› "Enchanted" (2007, Fantasy) Amy Adams. The 700 Club (S) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club (S) Paid Paid Prince Life J. Meyer Nopalea (FAM) FOX Report With The O'Reilly Factor Hannity (N) On Record, Greta The O'Reilly Factor Hannity On Record, Greta The Five Red Eye (N) The O'Reilly Factor FOX and Friends FOX and Friends (FNC) Shepard Smith Van Susteren Van Susteren First (N) (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. (N) Twins Due UFC Unleashed World Poker Tour MLB Baseball: Twins at Red Sox Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (FSN) ››› "The Other Guys" (2010) Will Ferrell. Anger Two Two Biased BrandX With Biased ››› "The Other Guys" (2010) Will Ferrell. Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (FX) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, First Round. Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, Live From THE (GOLF) PLAYERS highlights, interviews and features. (N) highlights, interviews and features. highlights, interviews and features. highlights, interviews and features. Hunt Intl Hunters Income Property Rehab Rehab Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Rehab Rehab Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Income Property Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid My Yard (HGTV) Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People (N) Chasing Chasing Slang Slang Swamp People Swamp People Chasing Chasing Slang Slang Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (HIST) To Be Announced ››› "Unfaithful" (2002) Richard Gere. (CC) The Client List TBA (:02) ››› "Unfaithful" (2002) Richard Gere. The Client List TBA Paid Paid Nopalea Paid Paid Paid (LIFE) NHL Live NHL Hockey NHL Hockey NHL Live World Challenge The Grid Paid Paid Paid Hang Paid WildLi NHL Hockey (NBCSN) Sponge. Drake See Dad See Dad Full H'se Full H'se Nanny Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends George George George George My Wife My Wife YesDear YesDear Full H'se Full H'se Full H'se Full H'se (NICK) › "Resident Evil" iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) ››› "Hunt to Kill" (2010, Action) (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SPIKE) › "Case 39" (2009) Renée Zellweger. ›› "S1m0ne" (2002) Al Pacino. Premiere. (CC) › "Repo Men" (2010) Jude Law. (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) Weird or What? (S) Weird or What? (S) Paid Paid (SYFY) Spring Praise-Thon Behind Osteen Prince Hillsong Praise the Lord (CC) Holy Turning IBA Creflo Behind Spring Praise-A-Thon Bible R. Luce Wom (TBN) Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Family Big Bang Big Bang Men at Big Bang Conan (N) (CC) Men at Conan (CC) The Of- › "Superhero Movie" (2008) TBS Married Married Married Married Married Married (TBS) Work (CC) (CC) Guy (S) Guy (S) Work (N) fice (CC) Drake Bell, Sara Paxton. (CC) Preview (:15) Now Playing ›› "There's Always Tomor- ››› "A Summer Place" (1959) Richard (:45) ››› "Our Very Own" (1950, ›››› "A Hatful of Rain" (1957) Eva ›››› "Man on Fire" (1957, Drama) Bing MGM ›››› "The (TCM) Parade Informer" (1935) "May 2013" row" (1956) Premiere. Egan, Dorothy McGuire. (CC) Drama) Ann Blyth, Jane Wyatt. Marie Saint, Don Murray. (CC) Crosby, Inger Stevens. Tattoos Tattoos Casino Casino Tattoos Tattoos Mama's Mama's Tattoos Tattoos Mama's Mama's Tattoos Tattoos Tattoos Tattoos Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid The Message (S) (TLC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle "Setup" CSI: NY "Epilogue" CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Rizzoli & Isles The Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TNT) Regular Annoy Incred Regular King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Face Chil Squid Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chil Xavier Aqua King/Hill King/Hill Looney Hero: (TOON) Food Food Mysteries-Museum Monumental Mys Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Monumental Mys Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Nopalea Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRAV) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Top 20 Funniest World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Top 20 Funniest World's Dumbest... Police Video Stings Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) Golden Golden Golden Golden RayRayRayRayKing of King of King of King of Cleve- Cleve- '70s '70s Golden Golden RoseCosby Home Home Paid Paid (TVLAND) Girls Girls Girls Girls mond mond mond mond Queens Queens Queens Queens land land Show Show Girls Girls Improve. Improve. Program Program anne (S) Show NCIS "Escaped" (S) NCIS Marine is at- NCIS "Skeletons" The Moment "Toy Psych "Office CSI: Crime Scene The Moment "Toy Law & Order: Law & Order: Law & Order: Law & Order: House "The Choice" (USA) (CC) tacked in his home. (S) (CC) Designer" (N) Space" (CC) Investigation (S) Designer" (CC) Criminal Intent (CC) Criminal Intent (CC) Criminal Intent (CC) Criminal Intent (CC) (S) (CC) Funny Videos Mother Mother Mother Mother News Videos Funny Videos Rules Rules 30 Rock Scrubs 30 Rock Sunny Fturama Death Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid J. Meyer (WGN-A) PREMIUM CHANNELS (5:30) "The Pres- › "Chernobyl Diaries" (2012) Game of Thrones Veep (S) CatCatVICE (S) ››› "Bridesmaids" (2011, Comedy) (:40) ›› "Clockers" (1995, Drama) Harvey Keitel, (3:50) ››› "Mary and Mar- "George" (HBO) house house (CC) ence" (2010) (CC) Ingrid Bols Berdal. 'R' "The Climb" (CC) (CC) Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne. (S) 'R' (CC) John Turturro, Delroy Lindo. (S) 'R' (CC) tha" (2013) Hilary Swank. (5:00) ›› "The ›› "Deep Impact" (1998, Drama) Robert ›› "Tower Heist" (2011) Ben Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring (12:15) ›› "The Brave One" (2007, (:15) ›› "The Sentinel" (1977, Horror) (3:50) ››› "The Horse Whisperer" (MAX) Break Feature 1 Beach" (2000) 'R' Duvall. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Stiller. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Suspense) Jodie Foster. (S) 'R' (CC) Cristina Raines. 'R' (CC) (1998) Robert Redford. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) › "Legendary" (2010, Drama) Patricia ›› "Bulletproof Monk" (2003, Action) Gigolos The Borgias (S) Gigolos "The Tortured" (2010) Erika "Hillside Cannibals" (2006) ›› "Beyond Borders" (2003, Drama) (:10) ›› "The Extra (SHOW) Clarkson, John Cena. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Chow Yun-Fat. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (N) (S) (CC) (CC) Christensen. (S) 'R' (CC) Heather Conforto. 'NR' (CC) Angelina Jolie, Clive Owen. (S) 'R' Man" (2010) 'R' (5:30) ›› "Flypa- ›› "Blues Brothers 2000" (1998) Dan (:05) › "Def Jam's How to Be (:40) "The Confidant" (2010) (12:15) ››› "Squeeze" (1997, Drama) ››› "Quadrophenia" (1979, Musical) (Off Air) ›› "No Looking Back" (1998) (TMC) per" (2011) 'NR' Aykroyd. Premiere. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) a Player" (1997) 'R' (CC) Boris Kodjoe. Premiere. 'NR' Tyrone Burton. (S) 'R' (CC) Phil Daniels. Premiere. 'R' (CC) Lauren Holly. 'R' MAY 5 - 11, 2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 15

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