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SATURDAY EVENING APRIL 13, 2013 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS The This Old House KTCA Hour (CC) News Facelift KSTP Secrets News Wheel of KCCO Fortune Ask This This Old WDSE Old H���se House Almanac KAWE Antiques RoadAmerican Masters Carol TBA Masterpiece Mystery! ���Wal- Red Austin City Limits Antiques RoadAmerican Masters Carol TBA Masterpiece Mystery! ���Wal- Red Green ���Bon Iver��� (CC) Green show ���Cincinnati��� Burnett���s TV variety show. (CC) lander: Sidetracked��� show ���Cincinnati��� Burnett���s TV variety show. 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